Spinal Tap inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates

Nigel is...

1. the patron saint of quality footwear.


2. certain that in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful.


3. wondering how far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question.


4. thinking that as long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, he can do without the rock and roll.


5. sure he'd feel much worse if he weren't under such heavy sedation


6. raising a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do "Stonehenge" tomorrow?


7. a believer of everything he reads. It makes him a more selective person.


8. one louder. Isn't he?


9. saying love your brother. He's not literally saying it. He's not literally meaning it. But he's not a racist. That message should be clear anyways.


10. disappointed with the opening band. The crowd was still booing them when he went on stage.


11. sad his friend died in a bizarre gardening accident. Authorities said... best leave it... unsolved.