Friday, December 12, 2008

Just plain strange but funny facebook status updates


  1. says, "This too shall pass gas."

  2. doesn't want you to die before he gets the chance to kill you himself.

  3. is hoping that he doesn't have to Bitch Slap anybody on the bus tonight.

  4. thinks nothing is better than pooing at're getting paid to poo!

  5. dodge-duck-dip-dive & dodge.

  6. is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got chopped.

  7. tastes purple.

  8. is boxing in the Smart Car parked in his spot. Not so smart now are you!? Mr. Smarty smart car!

  9. thinks if monkeys stopped flinging around so much poop, that more people would eat them.

  10. should be president! My name is NAME and I approve this message.


  1. Love reading your funny status updates. I have used a few already.

  2. sorry, but these are realllllyyyyyy stupid. and i'm only 13. hahaha kinda sad. it's okayy though, because some are kinda, sorta, maybe, just a little bit funny. :D

  3. thinks nothing is better than pooing at're getting paid to poo!

    I couldn't stop laughing...

  4. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!