Just plain strange but funny facebook status updates
NAME...
- says, "This too shall pass gas."
- doesn't want you to die before he gets the chance to kill you himself.
- is hoping that he doesn't have to Bitch Slap anybody on the bus tonight.
- thinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!
- dodge-duck-dip-dive & dodge.
- is worried about the Asian market: Origami Bank folded; Bonsai Bank's cutting back it's branches; Kamikaze Bank nose dived; 500 staff at Karate Bank got chopped.
- tastes purple.
- is boxing in the Smart Car parked in his spot. Not so smart now are you!? Mr. Smarty smart car!
- thinks if monkeys stopped flinging around so much poop, that more people would eat them.
- should be president! My name is NAME and I approve this message.
Love reading your funny status updates. I have used a few already.
ReplyDeletesorry, but these are realllllyyyyyy stupid. and i'm only 13. hahaha kinda sad. it's okayy though, because some are kinda, sorta, maybe, just a little bit funny. :D
ReplyDeletethinks nothing is better than pooing at work...you're getting paid to poo!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't stop laughing...
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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