- is honoured to just be nominated.
- would like to thank you, my fans. Without you none of this would have been possible.
- is nominated as best supporting actor in a documentary of a documentary.
- would like to thank Lynard Skynard for not releasing an album.
- is nominated for best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninja
- is nominated for best adaptation of a boring life
- is nominated for best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person
- thinks Sarah Palin should win for best actor playing a retard, drunk or insane person.
- would like to thank the academy
- is nominated for best portrayal of status update.
- should win best performance in pretending to understand the ending of No Country For Old Men
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Academy Awards Inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates