Thursday, January 29, 2009

Academy Awards Inspired Funny Facebook Status Updates

Oscar...

  1. is honoured to just be nominated.
  2. would like to thank you, my fans. Without you none of this would have been possible.
  3. is nominated as best supporting actor in a documentary of a documentary.
  4. would like to thank Lynard Skynard for not releasing an album.
  5. is nominated for best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninja
  6. is nominated for best adaptation of a boring life
  7. is nominated for best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person
  8. thinks Sarah Palin should win for best actor playing a retard, drunk or insane person.
  9. would like to thank the academy
  10. is nominated for best portrayal of status update.
  11. should win best performance in pretending to understand the ending of No Country For Old Men

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