Romeo...
- says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
- says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
- says don't worry... it's not contagious.
- says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
- says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
- already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
- loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
- wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
- says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
- says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.
Oscar...
- is honoured to just be nominated.
- would like to thank you, my fans. Without you none of this would have been possible.
- is nominated as best supporting actor in a documentary of a documentary.
- would like to thank Lynard Skynard for not releasing an album.
- is nominated for best performance by an actor in the role of a robot, pirate or ninja
- is nominated for best adaptation of a boring life
- is nominated for best actor not playing a retard, drunk, or insane person
- thinks Sarah Palin should win for best actor playing a retard, drunk or insane person.
- would like to thank the academy
- is nominated for best portrayal of status update.
- should win best performance in pretending to understand the ending of No Country For Old Men
