Friday, January 30, 2009

Valentines Day Funny Facebook Status Updates

Romeo...


  1. says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.

  2. says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.

  3. says don't worry... it's not contagious.

  4. says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day

  5. says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.

  6. already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?

  7. loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.

  8. wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.

  9. says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.

  10. says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.

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19 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2009 at 1:51 AM

    These are great! I am one of the founders of Status King. We are getting ready for Valentines Day as well. You should come and submit some of your stuff to the facebook status Valentines Day competition.

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  2. UnknownFebruary 1, 2009 at 11:37 PM

    keep em coming!

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  3. LazyKingFebruary 7, 2009 at 1:20 AM

    hilarious! dont miss my valentines day special on feb. 13th on my blog

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  4. DaughterFebruary 8, 2009 at 5:19 AM

    I love #2! I am assuming it was written by an adolescent but if it wasn't that would be even more awesome.

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  5. RobbieFebruary 15, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    10/10 lol's for #6 !

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  6. reginaNovember 4, 2009 at 6:52 AM

    luv no. 5

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2010 at 1:59 PM

    the new site is here funny facebook status updates visit this also and have fun.thankyou visitors

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 3:39 AM

    y do people celebrate valentines day, bcoz they forgot that they shud love their girlfrnd or boyfrnd everyday thats y they chose the 14th feb to love them... it sucks man.. we shud love our partners every single day we r living not only the 14th of feb...thats ridiculous...

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Number 4... Genius

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2011 at 2:43 AM

    lol :D

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  11. keithcorcoranFebruary 14, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    hey, that's me right there in that picture. Well.. at least my head.. the body is someone else.

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  12. AnonymousJuly 16, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    6 & 8 , very well said !

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  13. JigneshSeptember 6, 2011 at 3:48 AM

    Nice website...

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  14. AnonymousOctober 27, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    cool website

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2012 at 9:28 PM

    this is very weird but like # 5

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  16. jadugarFebruary 13, 2012 at 1:51 PM

    porn and you.. :p
    thats hilarious..

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  17. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2012 at 12:23 AM

    ________/)______./¯"""/')
    ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯\)¯¯¯¯¯'\_„„„„\) Rose(:

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  18. Facebook Chat codesApril 13, 2012 at 8:40 AM

    ahahha great status collection

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