Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Funny Random Facebook Status Updates

NAME...
  1. thinks that a clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
  2. is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?
  3. thinks all the world's a stage. Too bad I missed rehearsal.
  4. is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.
  5. is proud to be modest!
  6. says ask me about my vow of silence.
  7. is living better through denial.
  8. says blessed are they who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
  9. is boldly going nowhere.
  10. says cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
  11. is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
  12. couldn't myself have better it said.

14 comments:

  1. not even funny!

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  2. they are not funny at all.!!!!!

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  3. I think they are funny! You just want to suck gravy coated balls!

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  4. what the gramma! these suck!

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  5. i think 9 is pretty funny

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  6. love the last one

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  7. these were pretty funny.

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  8. stupid they werent even funny

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  9. wheres a Donkey then?

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  10. Everyone that has commented on these so far must be under 20... because these are pretty funny to an adult.

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  11. im def. over 20 with a degree from a four year university and only about 2 maybe 3 of these are funny.. probably requires a different sense of humor.

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  12. heres a good 1 i posted myself.

    Ian: "whats your daily hobbies sam?" Sam: "umm well.. in the arvo i play tic tac toe with a cat in a cardboard box. and then pretty much staring at garden lizards for the rest of the evening." Ian: :/ .....

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  13. number 4 is awesome! They're more clever and random than funny. I think they're great.

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