- thinks that a clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
- is going to have a day of firm decisions! Or am I?
- thinks all the world's a stage. Too bad I missed rehearsal.
- is going to borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back.
- is proud to be modest!
- says ask me about my vow of silence.
- is living better through denial.
- says blessed are they who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.
- is boldly going nowhere.
- says cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
- is cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
- couldn't myself have better it said.
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not even funny!
ReplyDeleteAgreed.
ReplyDeletethey are not funny at all.!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think they are funny! You just want to suck gravy coated balls!
ReplyDeletewhat the gramma! these suck!
ReplyDeletei think 9 is pretty funny
ReplyDeletelove the last one
ReplyDeletethese were pretty funny.
ReplyDeletestupid they werent even funny
ReplyDeletewheres a Donkey then?
ReplyDeleteEveryone that has commented on these so far must be under 20... because these are pretty funny to an adult.
ReplyDeleteim def. over 20 with a degree from a four year university and only about 2 maybe 3 of these are funny.. probably requires a different sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteheres a good 1 i posted myself.
ReplyDeleteIan: "whats your daily hobbies sam?" Sam: "umm well.. in the arvo i play tic tac toe with a cat in a cardboard box. and then pretty much staring at garden lizards for the rest of the evening." Ian: :/ .....
number 4 is awesome! They're more clever and random than funny. I think they're great.
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