LeBron
- resolves to create the world's most annoying TV show... "Glee: Jersey Shore Edition" staring Justin Bieber, LeBron James and Oprah as the Chilean Miners.
- resolves to have each of my resolutions in 140 characters or less!
- resolves to stop breaking into song at every opportunity... Or atleast stop watching Glee...
- resolves to stop using Facebook as a communication tool for somebody in the same room as me.
- resolves to quit his job by swearing at his co-workers, stealing a couple of beers, and running out the emergency exit!
- resolves to remember to take his medication to stop his Wikleaks...
- resolves to avoid getting stuck in a Chilean mine.
- resolves to stop Oprah from making any more shows.
- resolves to marry Kate Middleton
- resolves to tolerate stupid Facebook status updates as long as they don't waste my time.
- resolves to stop using the same old story of being sick to get out of work but instead resolve to make up new excuse for the New Year.
Grinch...
- thinks that Santa Claus has the right idea to only visit people once a year.
- is going to buy my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, "toys not included.”
- thinks there's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning... and not be a child.
- wants an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
- is going to see The Nutcracker... It reminds me of boxing, except with music, choreography, and the dancers don't hit each other.
- is going to suprise his wife on X-Mas with new boxers that say "Tickle-My-Elmo".
- thinks this year, he is going to buy all his Christmas gifts from Nike... Made for kids by kids...
- wonder is Christmas trees could scream, would we be so joyful in cutting them down? I suppose we might... if they screamed all the time... and for no good reason.
- says "I got your stocking stuffer right here! Baby!"
- This just in... Santa has been shot down by Sarah Palin while flying over Alaska...
