- just farted and it froze. Damn it's coooold!
- 's shadow froze to the ground today. Damn it's cooooold!
- knows it's cold when Paris Hilton has to put on underwear.
- thinks it's dangerous to use metal utensils when it's this cold.
- knows it's cold when chickens are running to KFC to use the deep fryer.
- knows it's cold when he sees the squirrels throwing themselves against the electric fence.
- chipped his tooth on his soup... Damn it's cooooold!
- had to punch a hole in the air to get outside.
- went to work with a toaster in his pants it was so cooooold.
Sunday, January 23, 2011
Funny Facebook Status Updates About Being Freezing Cold