Saturday, January 28, 2012

Funny Facebook Observations on Life Status Updates

  1. woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting relatives stay over.
  2. is going to buy a teddy bear for $5, name it Joshua and sell it for $10, to make of prophet!
  3. was gonna donate blood until the lady got all personal and started asking "who's blood is this?" and "How did you get it?"
  4. just realized that I'm still "it" from a game of tag in 1987
  5. wonders how much milk do I add to baby powder to make a baby?
  6. wonders why are the people who tell you to calm down always the ones who ticked you off in the first place?
  7. can't stand it when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus
  8. was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before.
  9. thinks that If I were a Jedi, I'd have long frizzy hair, red leather pants, and lots of attitude.. and I'd go by Obi-wan Bon Jovi.
  10. She asked me to make her feel special so I gave her a helmet and crayons


  1. dude,,,
    u used a prophet name,,,tat aint funny,,
    be nice,,,

  2. Stop making Justin Beiber jokes! He's just a kid! And I just happen to like his quit!

    1. Hahah justin beiber is a fag.... Grow up and listen to something better then him..... Or her... Whatever Youu wanna call it. Lmfsao

  3. Bieber is now 18...tear her a new one

    1. Hahah he sounds like a lil girl though

  4. made my day man.Thanks a lot for that.
    Hey,Bieber.............grow up girl sell my house

  5. I can't stop laughing its so funny.