Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Funny "It's So Hot" Summer based FaceBook Status Updates

Pam...
  1. knows it's hot when your farts ignite!
  2. knows it's hot when Pamela Anderson's boobs are melting!
  3. knows it's hot when fat guys are making their own gravy!
  4. thinks it's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue!
  5. knows it's hot when Dick Cheney is waterboarding himself!
  6. hopes you brought the champagne because today is gonna be TOASTY!
  7. knows it's hot when when the geese in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra crispy."
  8. knows it's hot when pigs complain about sweating like fat humans.
  9. needs a spatula to remove her clothing. ;)
  10. 's earwax is melting, it's so hot!
  11. knows it's hot when Domino's Pizza is almost at room temperature when it arrives
  12. knows it's hot when the air has a shadow.
  13. knows it's hot when ABC announces a new show called ‘America’s Got Heat Stroke’
  14. thinks it's hot when the women in this town are ovulating hardboiled eggs!
  15. knows it's hot when Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!!
  16. knows it's hot when squirrels are leaving their nuts uncovered.
  17. is sweating like the last piece of chicken at a Brown's family reunion it's so damn hot!
  18. knows it's hot when Barry Bonds is injecting Slurpees in his ass
  19. will finally know what Joan Rivers' face really looks like it melts because it's so hot.
  20. is inside writing status updates on FaceBook because it's too damn hot!

6 comments:

  1. Serious its very difficult to make others laugh. Funny Facebook Statuses is the right way to give smile on the face of audience and attract them through your statuses.

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  2. It's soooo hot!

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  3. I wish Pamela Anderson's read your blog entry before the end of this summer :-)

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