- knows it's hot when your farts ignite!
- knows it's hot when Pamela Anderson's boobs are melting!
- knows it's hot when fat guys are making their own gravy!
- thinks it's hotter than a pair of sweat pants full of barbecue!
- knows it's hot when Dick Cheney is waterboarding himself!
- hopes you brought the champagne because today is gonna be TOASTY!
- knows it's hot when when the geese in the park come in "original recipe" and "extra crispy."
- knows it's hot when pigs complain about sweating like fat humans.
- needs a spatula to remove her clothing. ;)
- 's earwax is melting, it's so hot!
- knows it's hot when Domino's Pizza is almost at room temperature when it arrives
- knows it's hot when the air has a shadow.
- knows it's hot when ABC announces a new show called ‘America’s Got Heat Stroke’
- thinks it's hot when the women in this town are ovulating hardboiled eggs!
- knows it's hot when Jehovah's Witnesses started telemarketing!!
- knows it's hot when squirrels are leaving their nuts uncovered.
- is sweating like the last piece of chicken at a Brown's family reunion it's so damn hot!
- knows it's hot when Barry Bonds is injecting Slurpees in his ass
- will finally know what Joan Rivers' face really looks like it melts because it's so hot.
- is inside writing status updates on FaceBook because it's too damn hot!
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Funny "It's So Hot" Summer based FaceBook Status Updates