Even More Funny Random Facebook Status Updates

NAME...

1. is dyslexic which means never having to say that you're yrros.
2. says dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
3. stopped to think and forget to start again?
4. thinks everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
5. thinks that friends help you move but real friends help you move bodies.
6. is geting behind early so he can have plenty of time to catch up
7. says "Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
8. Got milked?
9. thinks that happiness is a failure to understand how bad things really are.
10. He who laughs last thinks slowest.